nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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modestdemidov:

why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

winchesterlicious:

Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.

(better as fullview)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

officialunitedstates:

when I am a parent I am going to celebrate my kid’s birthday a day earlier each progressive year instead of the same day every year until they figure it out and ask me what is going on and I will say the year is disintegrating and time isn’t real trust your heart and love will triumph over calendars